VIKING go forth and build a raft,and when your task is complete go forth and gather 2 of every kind of two wheel conveance you can find,when this task is
complete,go forth and gather 2 women of all all kinds,when this task is complete,load all you have gathered on to the raft and as the flood rises you will
float down the St.Johns to land in sunny Key West,by the time you have arrived I will have dried up the land,and drowned all the gays,there you will settle,and
give birth to a new breed of biker,and they shall be called,THE VIKINGS,a some what scrawney,but happy breed. There you will live out you days in the perfect
harmony,of plenty of sex,and bikes,bikes and sex. This a give to you as a reward for an exemplary life. NO you can't take Biker Dave to clean up the oil
drips,Max,Ridinhi,and a couple others maybe,but NO Dave. In case you folks haven't noticed this F__ckin RAIN is makeing me a little crazy
Rain Rain Rain and the lord of the wheel said
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Posts: 943 08/22/08 14:54:36 T.C.B. |
well i would feel sorry for your ass but since i dont get to come with ya'll to key west after the flood , hell with ya , i hope your ass stays wet for a
week LOL , i was wondering if this "tropical storm" was getting to your part of the state . hope it just stays rain and not that 100 mph wind shit
for ya bro .
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Posts: 26 08/22/08 15:45:45 Geezer-Glide |
Hell man I think I'd rather have the 100mph wind,this rain sucks, 2 blocks down from my house theres a car in the middle of the road with 6in of the roof
line showing,there was 6in of water when I went thru at 4:30a I'm talkin steady hard rain for two days,after three months of rain showers twice a day.LOTS
OF Fn WATER down here,and no place for it to go. and sheeet Dave we'er gona take ya,we'll just have to stick you in a set of saddle bags
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Posts: 751 08/23/08 05:21:52 Silent Partner |
Figures, ya'll get floods, we get a drought. At least that new scoot of yours is gettin a break. Be safe down there man. If it gets too bad just head on up
here, we'll put up with yer old ass for awhile.
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Posts: 27 08/23/08 06:07:25 Geezer-Glide |
I thought it sounded better than the scrawney bad natured bastards
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Posts: 753 08/24/08 16:06:35 Silent Partner |
scrawney bad natured bastards
That would be closer to the truth... 
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Posts: 1520 08/25/08 06:59:27 Resident Guru |
Viking ... have you been in Lomax's stash?
You know, Noah went to makin wine after their flood. Although being jewish there may have been some whine making leading up to the flood; "Moisha, your father and I raised you good, we tried but .. you have to show some motza and do something with yourself, your cousins are all successful doctors and lawyers and what do you do?" "You walk around half crazy telling everyone god wants you to build a boat in your back yard, enough already you're killin me here." "I carried you for nine months and ruined my youthful body to bring you into this world and this is the thanks that I get, 'God told me to build a big boat', you couldn't just have an affair or something like other men?" "Oy Vey!" Max 
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Posts: 28 08/26/08 14:43:32 Geezer-Glide |
well I'm floatin to the keys,be back Sun,Actually I'm flyin North,but you'll all know that cause I"m eatin bean and franks for dinner,and
I'm gona make sure I'm in the shitter as we fly over NC so that rancid smell you guys smell is just my way of saying HOWDY, Same thing next Sun
afternoon, can't stop by to see ya,but you'll know I'M THINKING BOUT YA
  
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