Well Max,and Biker Dave,buted my balls about getting back on the net so I could join in the fun of being here on the site with you folks,WHERE THE HELL IS
EVERYBODY??????We need to do something to perk this place up,This is so boring I wind up sitting at the puter looking at porn,and I'm to old for that to do
me any good,so lets get in here and get something going,yeh yeh I know it's riding season,but I got dents in my seat,and calouses on my ass too,and I still
get in here every day,we need to do something to livin things up,and get this site back on track. So I propose a wet tee shirt contest,every one throw a tee
shit in a puddle and send it to Max,and Mary,and they can decide which is the best one,and the winner gets to keep all those wet smelly tee shirts.
ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT
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Posts: 7 07/18/08 14:26:12 Geezer-Glide |
Your Signature ... Out of sight out of mind out of realities reach
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Posts: 1495 07/18/08 18:03:25 Resident Guru |
I don't get to tap into the computer to often when I have to wait in line behind Dad, Sis and her 3 kids.
Hopefully I get all my disability retro and I move back to NC and have my own digs soon. 
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Posts: 697 07/19/08 16:21:22 Silent Partner |
Hey, at least ya ain't got dents in yer balls and callouses on yer hands. If ya can't afford Viagra get some ginko biloba, then you'll be able to
remember what it's like to get a hard-on.
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Posts: 906 07/20/08 12:08:12 T.C.B. |
hell i dont wanna hear ya piss & bitch about nothing going on when you just got a sweet new scoot and are riding every fucking chance you can (even in the
rain WTF !!!) some of us have been busy trying to get a fucked up scoot running , or build a scoot all together , or all of the above at one time . so just
ride new scoot and be the hell happy with it ya grummpy ol fart LOL
ya know i luv ya more than a case of the clap bro !!!! LOL |
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Posts: 1498 07/21/08 04:43:34 Resident Guru |
Maybe he ran out of free porn and decided to read the board?
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Posts: 909 07/21/08 15:20:48 T.C.B. |
well surly you didnt think his cheap ass would have pay porn did ya LOL !!!!!! i meen hell he wont even hire a pro to measure his doors in the shitter LOL
sorry viking i had to throw that one out there LOL
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Posts: 1501 07/21/08 17:45:31 Resident Guru |
Good one Dave, hate I didn't think of it first ...
Max |
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A host of friends | #7 | ||
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Posts: 9 07/22/08 06:13:34 Geezer-Glide |
Why you bastards,how dare you?????i came and tried to livin things up,and what do I get? A bunch of bullshit,well Dave wait till you price those footboards you
asked me about,and ridin high I got DOHC parts coming out my ass,wait till you need something,and max well just FUCK YOU, Scrawny,grumpy old bastard, boy oh
boy, Well dave your trying to get a bike togeather,cause you can't keep your pudgy fingers out of a perfectly good pie,Ridin high,well bro my dick gets
just as hard as it ever did,damn thing just won't stay that way for long.And Max my door fits just fine,after the third install, so you can all just kiss
my old,onery,scrawney ass. Thats my opinion and I'm stickin to it.NOW I'm gona go ride my Road Star,and I'm on company time,so I'm gona get
paid for it,take that you bastards
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Posts: 1503 07/22/08 06:19:39 Resident Guru |
Oooooh!
Paid to ride, now that sounds like a job for me!!! Hope yer ride is fun ya old fart. Max |
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Be better | #9 | ||
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Posts: 11 07/22/08 06:47:16 Geezer-Glide |
be better if it was the end of the week,then I'd be on time and a half,I can't believe these people pay me this much for f__kin off,only in america,and
the teamsters
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Posts: 708 07/22/08 14:25:06 Silent Partner |
Fuckin-A, paid to ride... ya lucky bastard...
Speakin of needin somethin... I'm gonna need a set of carbs. Will ya cut me a deal if I offer to hang Dave's new screen doors crooked? 
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OOHHHH | #11 | ||
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Posts: 12 07/22/08 16:05:17 Geezer-Glide |
Now you want something,you join in with those other two bastards to bust my chops and now you need carbs,WEELLLLLL I might have a set or 20,hmmm probably more
like 15 I lost count I know I got them in a large plastic tub,that has to be moved with a hand truck,so I might be able to find a set,I may even clean them for
ya,and set um,(so they'll leave ya FAAAAR from home lol. Let me see what I got,I THINK ????? I'll be passing thru your area next week on my way to
Lynchburg VA how much you lookin to spend???
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Posts: 913 07/22/08 16:38:44 T.C.B. |
hell ridin i dont any help to hang my doors crooked , i can do that all by my self LOL as for "keeping my pudgy fingers outa a working pie " i was
trying to fix things so the bike would go faster , so i wouldnt have to hear max and viking piss and moan about having to wait for me (just cause they like to
ride so damn fast , that they have no idea what they just past , while i like to take in the un-obstructed veiws that being on a bike affords me ) they are
called " cruisers" for a reason look it up . if i wanted to go everywhere balls to the walls top speed i woulda got me one of those damn crotch
rockets ! i will get a title for that D.O.H.C. one of these days , and then everyone of ya'll will be saying "where the hell did dave go ? i cant even
hear his pipes anymore .
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YEH SURE | #13 | ||
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Posts: 13 07/22/08 17:18:38 Geezer-Glide |
Let me know what your looking to spend,I've got a bunch of carb sets,I'll clean a set and see if I can get them set.I think I'll be coming thru
your area next week,so I'll bring them with me and we can hook up. I headed to Lynchburg VA and will be taking 85 to 29 in greensboro, will that work for
you ????
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Posts: 14 07/24/08 14:31:30 Geezer-Glide |
Eventually I'll get title to my DOHC,and you guys will be askin,WHERES Dave,we can't even hear his pipes anymore,SHEEEEET only cause you got going more
than 45 mph and fell the fuck off,you'll not only be enjoying the scenery,you'll be part of it.
 OK OK so you'll have a faster bike,but me and Max will still have the edge,cause we'er totally devoid of any form of common sence,and
Know that we'er bullet proof.AND we ain't afraid to kick or bikes our of second gearso we can get out of the granny lane. Make
comments about my bathroom door will ya stubby
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Posts: 15 07/24/08 14:38:27 Geezer-Glide |
If ya want carbs ya need to talk to me man,or E me VIKING50@bellsouth.net,Im willin to help ya out,but I'm
workin 72hrs the next couple weeks,so I have to set time aside I don't really have with all thats goin on here,I'll do it for ya Bro,but ya need to let
me know somethin
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Posts: 712 07/24/08 16:42:39 Silent Partner |
Cool, thanks Viking. You're alright man, I don't giva shit what Bikerdave and Max say. I got hung out at work late last night and had to fix a tire on
my truck the night before, so this week's been pretty f'd up. I'll send ya an e here in a minute.
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Posts: 713 07/24/08 16:53:19 Silent Partner |
SHEEEEET only cause you got going more than 45 mph and fell the fuck off,you'll not only be enjoying the scenery,you'll be part of it. :rollin:rollin
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Posts: 134 07/26/08 04:26:49 D.F.W.M.B. |
now this was some funny chit.
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Posts: 16 07/26/08 13:25:22 Geezer-Glide |
Daves pretty easy to make fun of,short bald guys always are |
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Posts: 918 07/26/08 17:19:41 T.C.B. |
i just wanna say one thing !!!! it's a damn good thing that ya'll are my bro's cause i would hate to see howd ya'd treat me if you didnt like
me .as for fallin off shit , HA-HA real funny i aint never fell off anything i have ever stradeld from horses to dirtbikes to oiled up ho's so i think
hanging on to a faster motorcycle aint no problem . and i dont have to buy no fancy sled with a cushy seat to keep my ass in it either LOL
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,Good thing he's a Bro,or I'd really be hard on him. I know when he and I are togeather that middle finger gets a good work out
. ridin Let me look in my supply and see what I got,and I'll get back to
ya,I just got home, It will be tommorow,I just finished a 72hr week and they kick my ass,I LOVE the 32hrs OT,just don't like doin the time.